Itchin' to Grow.

my beard, if you can even call it that, is not because i think it looks good. it's not even because i wanna grow a beard. it 's because i'm lazy and i don't feel like risking cutting up my face every few days.
and another reason is it's not as good as the drabni beard. jon and justin can make stubble seem elegant. mine's all patchy. it's sad. but i assure you, once i have the ability to grow one, i will.
so w/o further ado here is my reinterpretation of deb's "Justin's Beard":